Give Me Some Puns!!!! | Funny Forums - Session #1

Wizzy

New member
#1
PUNS
Hey! Give me some puns in the comments ;) Have fun and do whatever you want
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1. Do
NOT take puns posted by a member already
2. No annoying re-posts please!
3. No inside jokes :p We all wanna understand your bad
I MEANNNN great puns!
4. Have a great time and be creative!
 

WillzaTeam

Owner
Owner
WillzaTeam
WillzaTeam
#4
I went to the fish and chip shop the other day and there was a punch up. It was so bad that four fish got battered.
 
#9
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: “A beer please, and one for the road.”
 

Chaotic Mind

Crazy pone
Sr Mod
#10
This one is slightly immature but not outright rule breaking.

Did you hear of the guy who had bad gas?

One could say he had a "fart attack". :poop:
 

astronomized

Member
Astronomized
Astronomized
Administrator
#11
An earthquake walks into a bar and accidentally knocks over the person infront of him, and they both hit the ground with a violent "thump." The bartender turns to look at them and asks who did it. The other person says "It was his fault!"
 

IQ9

New member
#16
Time for a science joke, which I'm sure noooobody has heard before ;) <3

Q: Why should you not trust an atom?
A: Because they make up EVERYTHING!!
:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
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